The fashion faux pas was not so bad, says the tabloid which bought the revealing pics from paparazzo Joanne Davidson; ‘given the shapely actress’s well-known penchant for regular workouts at the gym, she needn’t have been too worried about what the flashbulbs would show up underneath her gown.’

Red-blooded tabloid hack Sarah Bull was waiting at a Daily Mail news desk that has suffered an upskirt drought for some time now. Upskirt shots have long excited Paul Dacre’s organ and telephoto lenses were quickly extended for Alesha Dixon.

Georgina Littlejohn got to study the GQ shoot in detail but, perhaps unable to read the text, chooses to remind banana buffing readers of how good Lohan looks in a bikini. Meanwhile, Lindsay was unable to spare the time for an interview to go alongside her Complex pics but that doesn’t bother the tabloid.

To be sold exclusively at Harrods, Aniston’s Lolavie, ‘laughing at life’, smells ‘sexy and clean…floral but not too flowery’ reports the red-blooded tabloid.

The red-blooded tabloid’s Ellie Genower was certainly impressed with the 49 year-old’s ‘toned body’. The images of Moore have clearly benefited from a little touching-up and no doubt Paul Dacre’s banana buffing readers will imagine a little touching-up of their own.

Paul Dacre’s red-blooded tabloid treats banana buffing readers to a range of shots of Sofia Vergara, including some cheeky playing with bikini photos that Daily Mail readers are sure to love.

Meanwhile, Kelly Hartog does a good job of telling readers who they’re looking at… not that the banana buffers will be that interested.

The red-blooded tabloid’s Sarah Bull was delighted when the magazine’s public relations team shared a couple of nude pics of the girls, who’s bodies she envies. Both Michelle Heaton and Adele Silva reckon they were nervous about doing a nude photoshoot. Adele is working as shop assistant in LA, just killing time while she waits for her career to take off again.

The news had excitable reporter Jessica Satherley choking on her coffee as she read all the ‘intimate details’ of Holly Willoughby’s ‘sexual prowess’ in Closer magazine. Amongst other things, the TV presenter likes to wear new shoes ‘during the sex act’ before wearing them in public.

Those who know Jessica Satherley beware. She’s been taking notes.

Paparazzi from Barcroft Media and Matrix Photos were on hand to capture some pics of Franck Ribery showing off his abs, but for Paul Dacre’s red-blooded Daily Mail the footballer’s appearance was a great opportunity to share pictures of the under-age prostitute — Zahia Deha — with banana buffing readers.

And, as always, Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail has been aching to share those pictures with banana buffing readers. The red-blooded tabloid Princess Beatrice was quite upset by ‘unkind remarks’ prompted by the publication of pictures of her looking a little podgy, but these pics of the princess showering off certainly do the business for Paul Dacre and co.