Accompanied by Paris Hilton, Cara Delevingnes showed ‘a little too much flesh’ by tabloid hack Fay Strang’s reckoning, coming perilously close to a wardrobe malfunction. Strang had the pictures blown-up to ensure banana buffing readers could get a good look for themselves and share her shock at the near exposure of Cara Delevingne’s nipple. On reviewing the near nipple slip, Daily Mail commentator NoLo opined: ‘Cara soon will enter rehab.’

The red-blooded tabloid’s Kelby McNally was blown away by Selena Gomez’s sexy poses and reckons banana buffing readers will be too. A see-through dress reveals her underwear, ‘enviable figure’ and ‘never ending legs’. It was all a bit much for Daily Mail commentator Ned60 who remarked: ‘You know you would, even though Justin Bieber been there first… he probably didn’t make much of an “impression”.’

But readers need not travel stateside to catch a glimpse of Katrina Bowden’s ‘womanly curves’ as the tabloid has some hot and sexy pictures to share with readers. Alongside the ‘all grown up’ Katrina Bowden in her lingerie, banana buffers may also consider the child Katrina Bowden in a bikini.

Ariel Winter is the ‘perfect teen queen’ says hack Chelsea While, having been photographed in a cute black cocktail dress and an ‘almost Disney princess-like gown’. Either way the red-blooded Daily Mail has some hot and sexy pictures to share with banana buffing readers.

Paul Dacre’s organ has obtained the right to reproduce a series of hot Dakota Fanning pictures from Glamour, to save banana buffers the need to buy the women’s magazine for themselves. Cassie Carpenter has even read the words that go with the pictures, so Daily Mail readers don’t have to, and is will impressed with the way sexy Dakota Fanning, ‘ flaunts her slim pins in a silky Jill Stuart romper and Charlotte Olympia ankle-strap wedges for another flirty photo’.

And that nude photo of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is enough to make their unborn daughter blush, reckons Paul Dacre’s tabloid.

And hack Deborah Arthurs has been charged with commentating on a series of ‘sophisticated snaps’. Amber Le Bon is a chip off the old block, declares Deborah Arthurs, having inherited her Yasmin Le Bon’s supermodel looks. Currently modelling for Karen Millen, Amber Le Bon has also fronted campaigns for Diesel and Moschino.

Jade Watkins has read the accompanying interview so Daily Mail readers don’t have to and discovers child actor Willa Holland had been forced ‘to grow up very quickly’ (nudge, nudge). Having taken time out, during which ‘she reverted back to being a teenager’, Willa Holland can now be seen in superhero TV series Arrow.

But banana buffing readers need to not pretend to order a catalogue for their wife or girlfriend as red-blooded tabloid has gotten hold of some the hottest pics for them to enjoy. Distributed by paparazzi agency FlameFlynet Erin Heatherton particuly sizzles in polka dot bikini, reckons the Daily Mail.

And sure enough hack Jade Watkins was tasked with annotating some of the best pics for banana buffing readers of the red-blooded tabloid to enjoy. Wearing a cut-out crop top with no bra ensured that Miley Cyrus got all the attention while on stage, reckons Jade Watkins, even before her tits fell out.